Friday, March 16, 2007

Reasons I'm Wonderful

Hello! I know you all were dying to know more about me, so I'm going to share with you a brief list of my most obviously wonderul traits, so that your appetites for Ayame might be briefly sated. If you're good, you may get something else too!

1) I am Ayame.
2) I am perfect.
3) I am beautiful.
4) I have long, shiny silver hair that is the most unique color and texture to ever sprout from a human creature's head.
5) My golden eyes are hypnotic and riveting--they have brought many souls to tears of admiration.
6) I have a smile that can conquer the world!
7) My left brain is powerful and hard-working; I have produced more works of art with my little finger than many of the famous painters have produced in a lifetime, with all of their fingers!
8) I am humble and modest, even when I am being showered with compliments.
9) I am loyal to my friends.
10) I have incredible staying power.
11) I have a knack for knowing exactly what turns a person on.
12) I am able to consider others before myself.
13) I volunteer every other Saturday to work at the local charity--for free!
14) I always have a smile that lifts the spirits of others, even when I have had a hard day.
15) I give one-tenth of my profits to charitable causes; something that is hard to do when you have as many bills to pay as I do!
16) I attend every New Year's Celebration at my family's house, even though they treat me badly.
17) I have inspired many otherwise-hopeless people to follow their dreams and never give up.
18) I am an excellent cook.
19) I am an amazing dancer.
20) I practically raised my little brother all by myself, because my abusive mother was too concerned with her social calander to pay attention to either one of us!

Yes, this is only a very small fraction of the many amazing qualities that I possess. Fear not--there is more to come later!

And, because you have all been patient and well-behaved:
My plans for the evening!

I am going over to Shigure's house to share many of these admirable and enviouble qualities with my adoring family! Details later.

Gotta go! Bye bye!

:)

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